Pleasingly Guilty

Should I feel guilty for being white? Where is the guilt association? Is it copyrighted? Incorporated? Is there a headquarters? Would I be allowed in? Is there a member access only? What if I lose my key? Do I want to join or is it involuntary? Nonprofit? Monopoly? I call the top hat! But am I allowed? I’m privileged. I think. Passing go is a good goal but I just landed in jail. Doubles aren’t in the dice, not in the cards. Guess I’ll wait it out. Or maybe I should pay up.